Didn’t you know I’m the greatest there is? It’s true.
I’m the smartest, the best-looking, everyone’s best friend
My ideas always work, I know this for a fact they do
They’re so good I just have to tell you so your mind bends
Everybody would just love to have me around, trust me
Why?
It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me.
What do you mean that idea didn’t work? Of course, it did!
I gave you my grandiose plans and you screwed them up as always
If I had performed the tasks, everything would have been good
How could you have failed at this? This was not worthy of my praise!
It’s all your fault – like it always is. It’s never my fault, god forbid
Why?
It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me.
Wait! Wait! It’s not my fault here! The other guy did it, not me
If that guy hadn’t screwed up my plans, I wouldn’t be in this jam
I did nothing, absolutely nothing, wrong here, I have the proof, see?
What do you MEAN my plans were the reason for this jam?
How? How can you even SAY that? I’m brilliant. Amazing…
Why?
It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me.
Where’s my dinner? Wait…that’s not right; the way I SAY it should be
I told you how to make it better, didn’t I? A dash more of this, a pinch of that
And you stir it the way MY MAMA does it – Hey! That’s now how it should be!
Oh, it’s done? It LOOKS good…nah! Can’t eat it. Not like MAMA. Don’t you just LOVE that?
Why?
It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me.
Blind as a bat, clueless as a fool, our egocentric ass has no clue
Of all he has hurt, all he has put down, all he has pushed aside
With all of their “brilliance” “intelligence” and that many are now through
Through with lies, the manipulation, the false blame, and all of the lies
But don’t tell our narcissist this – he thinks it’s all truth
Why?
It’s always about him, him, him and…of course, him.
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