It’s Always About Me

Didn’t you know I’m the greatest there is?  It’s true.

I’m the smartest, the best-looking, everyone’s best friend

My ideas always work, I know this for a fact they do

They’re so good I just have to tell you so your mind bends

Everybody would just love to have me around, trust me

Why?

It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me. 

What do you mean that idea didn’t work?  Of course, it did!

I gave you my grandiose plans and you screwed them up as always

If had performed the tasks, everything would have been good

How could you have failed at this?  This was not worthy of my praise!

It’s all your fault – like it always is. It’s never my fault, god forbid

Why?

It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me. 

Wait!  Wait!  It’s not my fault here!  The other guy did it, not me

If that guy hadn’t screwed up my plans, I wouldn’t be in this jam

I did nothing, absolutely nothing, wrong here, I have the proof, see?

What do you MEAN my plans were the reason for this jam?

How?  How can you even SAY that? I’m brilliant.  Amazing…

Why?

It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me. 

Where’s my dinner?  Wait…that’s not right; the way I SAY it should be

I told you how to make it better, didn’t I?  A dash more of this, a pinch of that

And you stir it the way MY MAMA does it – Hey! That’s now how it should be!

Oh, it’s done?  It LOOKS good…nah!  Can’t eat it. Not like MAMA. Don’t you just LOVE that?

Why?

It’s always about me, me, me and…of course, me. 

Blind as a bat, clueless as a fool, our egocentric ass has no clue

Of all he has hurt, all he has put down, all he has pushed aside

With all of their “brilliance” “intelligence” and that many are now through

Through with lies, the manipulation, the false blame, and all of the lies

But don’t tell our narcissist this – he thinks it’s all truth

Why?

It’s always about him, him, him and…of course, him. 

Photo by Jared Brashier on Unsplash

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